Category Archives: Naked Montreal

CONTEST: Follow me on Twitter, win a quickie

CONTEST: Follow me on Twitter, win a quickie

As I’ve announced on Twitter over the past few days, I’m currently at 640 followers. This seems a bit low, given the fact that I write about SEX, something everyone is clearly interested in, given the large number of erotic fiction published on Amazon.

I am looking to up my number of followers, so this week my 700th follower will win a FREE copy of one of my erotic fictional pieces, i.e. “quickies,” published at Amazon and Smashwords.

Want to become my 700th follower? Find me on Twitter @originaloflaura, and click “follow.” Easy as having sex with a pie!

Looking forward to announcing a winner this week, so get your follow on, and tell all your friends to play along at home.

P.S. The fine print: Winner will be chosen based on my 700th Twitter follower, as of Feb. 5 or thereabouts. If you already follow me on Twitter and would still like to be entered in this contest, please sign up for my newsletter instead; you will receive a free copy of Naked Montreal – Part 1 for your troubles, and I will choose 3 entrants from this group on Feb. 5 to also receive a free quickie. Those who don’t use Twitter, or who are already subscribed to the newsletter, may also add me as a friend or fan me on GoodReads, or like my Facebook profile for Naked Montreal instead. Thanks for following me, wherever you choose to do so, and good luck!

Coming soon, in a different format

Coming soon, in a different format

To all the Naked Montreal fans who’ve been waiting patiently, your day has come! I’ve put up my sample chapter for free download on Smashwords (Amazon, coming soon) and I’m working on getting my chapters ready for publication one by one.

That’s right: Naked Montreal will be released in digital format, one chapter at a time, Charles Dickens-style.

I always knew the classics had a purpose.

For those who still want the heft of a nice paperback in hand, never fear! I shall deliver on my promise, once my chapters are digitally assembled and vetted.

For those who want to download that free copy, CLICK HERE. And stay tuned for new chapters to be released in the coming weeks!

P.S. You may also want to grab my new quickie, “THE MONTREAL GUIDE TO SEX,” for only $1.99 at Smashwords. It’s a cheeky DOs and DON’Ts guide to help you choose a suitable partner for all your sexual gallivanting in the Sin City of the North. A comedic how-to, if you will. Enjoy!

Let’s write novels together: NaNoWriMo 2011

Let’s write novels together: NaNoWriMo 2011

Happy National Novel Writing Month!

Every year I debate whether or not to join the fray on this 30-day writing marathon, which I have participated in—and won!—in the past. This year I’ve come up with a title for a (new) potential novel, but I haven’t done any actual writing or brainstorming thus far.

It’s only day 4, which means I can still get up to speed if I apply myself on the 1,667 words a day program, but I think this year I will sit out the new novel-writing experience (having already written a novel in 3 days) in favor of continuing to work on Naked Montreal instead. If I write or edit 1,667 words each day, I’m sure to have it finished in a month, right? Consider it National Novel Editing Month, four months early (it’s “officially” in March).

Write your novel with me at WriteByNight

If you’re in Austin during the month of November, join me and the WriteByNight crew for official NaNoWriMo write-ins on Saturdays throughout the month. I’ll be heading up some of the Saturday sessions from 10 AM to 1 PM, so stop by if you have any questions about noveling in 30 days, want to check out my copy of No Plot? No Problem!, or just want to say hi.

You can also write your novel “unofficially” during regular WriteHere hours, which are Tuesdays from 11 AM to 3 PM, Wednesdays from 4 to 8 PM, and Saturdays from 10 AM to 4 PM. You can find WBN at 1305 E. 6th Street, Suite 4.

Looking forward to meeting some of you in the real world, and good luck to all the NaNoWriMo novelists out there!

P.S. If you haven’t grabbed your free sample from my book yet, what’s stopping you? CLICK HERE to download a copy now!

Progress report, September 15

Progress report, September 15

I know it’s been a long time since I gave an update about Naked Montreal, so here is a short one: it’s still a work-in-progress.

The longer version is:

Since I wrote an entire novel in just 3 days, I felt a sense of accomplishment that I haven’t been getting lately from Naked Montreal. This is, in part, because I haven’t been sitting down every day and actually working on my first (now second?!) novel. And that is, in part, because I’ve been trying to find new, more interesting part-time work to help pay the bills, which is pretty much the enemy of getting anything artistic accomplished.

"progress report" (photo by Flickr user Spicy-Shots)

I know I can write a rough draft quickly, as evidenced by my 3-day novel. I also know I have a lot more work to do on Naked Montreal, and I need to start carving out blocks of time—even if only 15 minutes—on a daily basis if I ever want to see this process completed. So, let me use this as my accountability platform: I will work on my novel for at least 15 minutes every day. Including Sundays after I’ve been to the gym and I’m really tired because my arms feel like spaghetti. Even when I don’t really feel like it, or don’t know where to begin. Even when I really need to search through Craigslist or do some paid work or respond to emails.

That being said, if you’ll all nag me about this when you haven’t heard any updates in a week or so, I would really appreciate it. Seriously, it helps to know that people are still counting on you to finish something.

I’m going to do my 15 minutes now, before I get distracted by any of the other millions of things I have to do today. And add it to my agenda every day, and refuse to go to bed until it is crossed off my “to do” list!

What are YOU working on today?

Today’s goal: 40,000 words

Today’s goal: 40,000 words

80% of my novel’s first draft is within my sights. I’m aiming for 40,000 words today. I’m currently at 38,498. That means I have to write 1,502 words today, slightly less than my NaNoWriMo daily requirement of 1,666 words. Totally do-able.

Time to psych myself up with a few key images, including (but not limited to):

  • Sexy twins
  • Wannabe pornographers
  • Foot fetishists
  • Enuresis (look it up)

Also, in case you haven’t had a look, I recently obtained a copy of Wired’s February 2011 issue, The Underworld Exposed. It features an informative look at how tech tools have changed how New York City’s sex workers operate. The article itself is called “The Flesh Trade,” and includes a variety of facts and figures compiled by Sudhir Venkatesh, a professor of sociology at Columbia University.

Perhaps the most revealing statement in the article? The idea that a sex worker with a BlackBerry “suggests the worker is drug- and disease-free.”

Illustration by Kate Francis from Wired article “How Tech Tools Transformed New York’s Sex Trade” (click to read full article)

69% complete!

69% complete!

Because the Beavis & Butthead in me can’t resist: My novel is 69% complete!

Huh-huh-huh. You said “69″!

It’s an erotic novel, people. About French people from Montreal, who basically invented soixante-neuf (at least according to Sacha Baron Cohen’s French Formula One racer, Jean Girard, in Talladega Nights). If anything calls for a little gutter humor, it’s reaching the 69% point.

Got any climaxes of your own to celebrate today?

Anticrastination Scribproductivathon

Anticrastination Scribproductivathon

(Originally posted 3/29/2011 at Buttontapper.com)

My writing collective, We Put Words On Paper, is currently holding a writing marathon/lock-in. It’s called the Anticrastination Scribproductivathon, and this is its third incarnation (though my first attendance), subtitled “Scrib Hard With a Vengeance.”

We’re on hour 6 or so, and had planned to go for at least 8 hours of writing, writing exercises and plotting world domination.

So far, we’ve done two writing exercises (one that I found went well for me, one that didn’t), and written for an hour and a half straight on our various individual products. We’re in the middle of our second longer writing session, and we’ve got some Explosions in the Sky Radio on to keep the fingers typing. I decided to write up this blog, as I’m a bit stuck as to where to take my scene next, having actually ended the first block of our writing time on a cliffhanger in my novel.

What next?

I guess what’s bugging me right now about the scene is that I’ve set up my character to be in some type of danger. And I know that, realistically, the piece must take her to and through this danger. She must be up against this particular conflict. She will survive, but she will not be on top in this scene. It’s hard for me to do that to this character, because I like her and want her story to be funny and upbeat and something people can identify with—it’s not being downtrodden or a bummer. And this scene? This scene IS a bummer. It’s going to be a bummer to write, and probably a bummer to read. But it’s going to move the plot forward.

"Kill your darlings" (image by Flickr user Erwin Fisser)

I have a problem with having bad things happen to good people. I’m not sure why. Maybe it’s my version of poetic justice, trying to protect the “good ones” from harm. But I know that conflict is often made up of the bad things that happen to good people, and the resulting story is what those people do to adapt, to cope, to make it through, to understand, to survive and to thrive.

I think it’s because I want the story to be amusing or comedic overall that I’m having a tough time writing the tragic scenes. They are certainly necessary; I’m not going to torture this character for no reason, after all. But I prefer to write the funny scenes, for sure.

Strange, coming from someone who used to write plenty of stories that wallowed in misery. I guess I need to channel that old way of thinking, at least for a few moments, to get through this scene.

How do you deal with the need to murder (or at least maim) your darlings?

Celebrating the halfway point

Celebrating the halfway point

You’ve got to celebrate the milestones, and since I’ve just crossed the halfway point in my first draft (actually, my word counter says I’m 51% done, w00t!), I feel like shouting it from the rooftops.

Instead, you have this blog post.

MY NOVEL’S HALFWAY DONE!!!!!!!!!!

Tell the world. I’ll be on the couch, banging out another 510 words today, so as to keep rolling towards completion.

Wish me luck!

What I’ve been doing (besides writing my novel)

What I’ve been doing (besides writing my novel)

It’s been a while since I posted (as a Kindle subscriber recently pointed out), and it’s high time for an update!

The bad news is: I haven’t been writing on a daily basis, as I should be.

(And no, it's not because of this... although I've always wanted a hollow book for hiding things.)

The good news is: It’s because I’ve started a new job!

I don’t want to say too much about the new job, for the moment, but suffice to say that it’s a nice change of pace. Also, I may start blogging for them eventually, so if I do, I will undoubtedly link the heck out of it.

In the meantime, I’m working on a variety of projects (as usual), and my writing group just held an awesome little SouthBy shindig we called the SXSCongress Word Party, which went really well, so hopefully we’ll be holding more of them soon!

I’m also trying out the idea of digital issues over at Black Heart, so I invite my readers who are also writers to submit to our NOIR Issue. I’m going to put up a list of upcoming themes for these quarterly issues shortly, so if there’s a subject you’re keen to see in the magazine, by all means let me know!

I’ve got a few other ideas simmering at the moment, and when I get them all worked out, you’ll be the first to hear about ‘em.

And now, back to writing my novel!